ashamed-to-fall:

Yep this kind of wins the internet right now!!

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atheistoverdose:

Odin must be real!

follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

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staysandstories:

eridan-ampwwhora:

aishaneko:

burgerscas:

nakedontheimpalacoveredinbees:

justanotheramoryblaine:

thegirlwiththeblueribbon:

endquestionmark:

fezzes-r-cool:

dangerace:

Go read this before it gets yanked. This is real.

This could be the first sign.

The Fucking zombie apocalypse.

..bye

It says ”The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots..”

I knew this day would come.

I’ve had seven seasons of training by the best. Bring it on.

I READ ABOUT THIS HOLY SHIT
I TOLD MY DAD THE EXACT SAME THING

FUCKING ZOMBIES

THEY’RE HERE 

Brb

Learning how to shoot a gun

Stocking up on food

taking parkour lessons so I can navigate and jump rooftops and avoid the FREAKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THATS ABOUT TO FLOOD OUR STREETS.

finally

its here

OH GOD

TO THE BUNKER!

katyisimmoral:

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie. 

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 30 year old Irish psychopath in a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 45 year old Chevrolet on a tv show.

(via tiedtothewhippingpost)

barackfuckingobama:

zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

(via desmoulicious)

sherlocksflybooty:

atra-feathers:

iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom

We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.

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alcohallic:

is ugh an emotion cause i feel it all the time

(via milvertons)

cumberbuddy:

moriartysskull:

abundantlyqueer:

i like this because ben’s almost but not entirely wearing his sherlock face while accepting direction - like, the mouth is all sherlock, but there’s a softness to the his gaze that’s not sherlock.

he is an very interesting actor, in the plasticity of his features - daniel day lewis has the same quality, where he can act himself a different set of features if necessary. alec guinness. can’t really think of a fourth.

THIS!!!!

He’s in the zone. 

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And apparently the punishment for punching people in physics is WORKSHEETS.

WORKSHEETS.

MAKING SOMEONE BLEED=WORKSHEETS.